goddess-bound said: "Oh, come on, please?"

The Holy Macho Potato descended slowly from the clouds amidst a choir of oompahpah polka band.

Slowly, The Lord Doitsu reaches into his pockets and presses several bees into your hands before drifting gracefully away.

"Nah, son, that ain’t me."

((I think I keep accidentally reblogging things here that I mean to post to my RP blog. Forgive me!))

braginskey:

estonia-aph:

gayritina:

eduard cullen

why

shut up eduard
accept your destiny

braginskey:

estonia-aph:

gayritina:

eduard cullen

why
shut up eduard
accept your destiny

(via theladyofthelighthouse)

They did not give me five cats for five dollars

They did not give me five cats for five dollars

aphmanics said: My mother and friends keep telling me to not convert to doitsuism but it's too late for me to turn back now. Is there a way to reassure them the Doitsu is our true lord and savior?

Perform the small miracle of cooking things in the microwave and reassure them this is through the providence of Doitsu

o-winterqueen-o said: Is it okay to follow both the teachings of Lord Doitsu and the Holy Roman Catholic faith? I love the teachings of Doitsu, but I am also a devoted Catholic. Please help, I am so conflicted...

We don’t see why not really

Doitsuism is more of a guideline than anything

hetalia reference only tru hetalia fans could ever hope to understand

braginskye:

ass

wine

small bird

(via pianostandardtime)

Anonymous said: but the question is will Doitsu take the wheel? will he take it from my hands?

Look again

The wheel is now diamonds

✦CALLING ALL HETALIA BLOGS✦

hetallama:

I need more hetalia on my blog, i’m a multishipper and i don’t care what type of weird stuff you post if there’s 30%+ hetalia material i’ll follow. Reblogs and follows only

(via aphromano)

theanti90smovement:

very small dog? puppy

very big dog? puppy

very young dog? puppy

very old dog? puppy

puppy? puppy

(via fullmetalweenie)

~*shine bright like a doitsu*~

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