((I think I keep accidentally reblogging things here that I mean to post to my RP blog. Forgive me!))
They did not give me five cats for five dollars
aphmanics said: My mother and friends keep telling me to not convert to doitsuism but it's too late for me to turn back now. Is there a way to reassure them the Doitsu is our true lord and savior?
Perform the small miracle of cooking things in the microwave and reassure them this is through the providence of Doitsu
Anonymous said: but the question is will Doitsu take the wheel? will he take it from my hands?
The wheel is now diamonds